funny sms

when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick d phone idiot

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SMILE – is a language of love
SMILE – is a source to win hearts…
SMILE – creates greatness in your personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow…

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Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage…

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….
I got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

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